January 24

THE DAY MY POOKIE WOOKIE BESTIE WESTIE WAS BORN I LOVE HER SO MUCH

january 24 my fave day other than april 7th.(day we met!!)

by SUICIDAL-IDIOT March 8, 2024

October 24

National throw your shortest friend across the room day

Why are you picking me up

Because it’s October 24

Oh ok

by Young dagger dick 69420 October 6, 2020

December 24

If you were born on this day let’s just say you are very pretty and trustworthy

Dani- “i was born on December 24”

Andrew- “damn..no wonder you’re so pretty”

by Mightyblueberry November 23, 2021

24 hours

Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.

Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

August 24

Maluf é um imbecil

August 24, o dia em que o maior imbecil nasceu, Maluf é um imbecil

by Definições.com September 9, 2020

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019

March 23-24

RIANN appreciation day
Because riann (the one and only good spelling) is the best, and so cool, we can all agree, riann. Is. The. Best.

March 23-24: the days in between the 22nd and 25th of March

by Urmomslov3r March 23, 2022