shitting on the cock

"shitting on the cock" means you disappointed someone by failing to fulfill the hopes they had for you. It is usually used between friends to make fun of each other.

it comes from the brazilian expression "cagar no pau".

-"I spent the whole night wingmaning for my friend Matt "Semen" and had to entertain his crush's friend for hours and he still lost her to a random guy in the club... I'm tired of him always shitting on the cock like that"
-"I know... I've grown used to it by now"

by djonikinghand May 5, 2019

lemon shit

when a shit burns your ass

oh fuck me that burnt, i just had a lemon shit

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Spontaneous shitting

When you have a big juicy Five Guys cheeseburger and 45 minutes later you shit yourself in the most embarrassing situation. This usually happens when the burger is made with jalapeños and hot sauce.

Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.

by Fnseriousdude April 20, 2010

Poof of shit

1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.

Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"

by Beeboobop October 22, 2012

Shit Multiplier

The number by which something is multiplied when prefaced with "shit". This is typically somewhere between 1.5x - 2x. However, many interpretations have placed the shit multiplier as high as 20x.

"Whoa, that is a shit ton of shit." "What shit multiplier are you applying to that shit?"

by dwreckmi October 31, 2014

The Nic Shits

The gastrointestinal consequence upon the consumption of nicotine after having just woken up from a long nap or night of sleep. Symptoms of The Nic Shits include stomach cramps, bowel movements, and on the rare occasion, diarrhea.

Person 1: Sorry I'm late bro, I got the nic shits this morning after I hit my juul in the shower.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.

by chuckschrodinger March 12, 2019

shit puppet

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.

Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.

by richard gozinya January 26, 2015