Hacker

Someone who derives the purpose of hardware and software from its intended use through reverse-engineering or exploiting digital ignorance. There are three types.

White-hats: Hacking for the good. (Goverments, FBI, etc.)

Grey-Hats: Hacking against the law, but for the people. (Think Anonymous.)

Black-Hats: Hacking against the law, for financial or intellectual gain.

Average: Dude, did you hear about the hackers?

Hacker: The Sony security was shit.

by Phexion January 8, 2015

hackback

A 'hackback' is when you devastatingly (and at exactly the correct moment) cut through a flow of verbal abuse being directed at you - by using your own brutally accurate observations about your assailant's lack of intelligence, lack of good looks etc. All of those then pale into insignificance, as with rapier-like accuracy, you finally observe that your assailant is also well known in his or her peer group, as being someone who is completely unable to string any sentence together that lacks at least ten repeated swear words.

"Who says words can't kill? I looked at the bully and then chose my exact moment to deliver him a killer hackback. He left me and my friends completely alone after that."

by mimbijones April 4, 2015

Hacker

1) A person who uses his computer knowlegde to their advantage
2) A person who thinks they're awesome if they annoy the crap out of people in games by using cheat engine
3) A person who is really talented at a game (mostly referred to as "hacker" by jealous people.

1) The hacker got access to all the protected files
2) OMG dude you are hacking the score can you pl0x give me some points too?
3 This dude no scoped me 3× in a row. Je must be a hacker. I am sure.

by CyrinPlays May 22, 2015

Hacker

Someone who cannot keep long term friendships. So they adopt the behaviors of others through hacking acquaintances personal information to become more interesting.

I think my phones being hacked?
What?! How?
My phone takes pictures of wrong screen lock codes and the picture was of Joseph!
Omg?! How sick? Don't you like invite him for beers and he ignores your texts?

Ya?
Wow. That hacker needs a LIFE.

by Think 8 August 13, 2016

hacker

Anyone who wins against you in a video game.

1) This allegation can always be used to cover up the fact that you don't have that perfect win record. 2) Even the victory of AI (computer-controlled) enemies can be ascribed to hacking.

1) Nice Gamer: hey congrats on winning your last 79 out of 100 games
Pissed Gamer: i woulda won 100 if it wasnt for those hackers

2) Pissed Gamer: i hate single player games!

Nice Gamer: but i thought you liked Skyrim
Pissed Gamer: i used to, but those fukin' Draugr are a buncha hackers!

by Vindicator Phoenix February 5, 2017

Hackney Tuxedo

A tracksuit.

Fucking hell, Brian. How did you wear a Hackney Tuxedo to the fucken club? Dickhole.

by Mike Bucky00 February 8, 2017

HackerMan

The most awesome hacker of the w0rld.

He helped a man called "Kung Fury" to to track a phone call.
Since then he helped him defeat a man called "Adolf Hitler"
(Watch the movie "Kung Fury" to find out more

He hax time
He hax life

~Apagando las luces

Kung Fury: I need to go back in time, to nazi-germany
Hackerman: I can Hack you back in time.
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Kung Fury: What happened?
Hackerman: I hacked you back to life.
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Hackerman: I can trace that call!

by Tomentos February 22, 2017