9/11

When a chick is so ugly in a threesome she makes both men lose their erections.

Did you hear about Brittney? Apparently they were so turned off by her that she caused 9/11

by MouldyTofu May 5, 2019

May 9

national stan izone day!!!!! stan izone and don’t be an ugly flop!!!

Person 1: Oh it’s May 9! Stan Iz*One!
Person 2: Yassss! stream Vampire.

by choiyenabot111 October 18, 2019

june 9

June 9th is the day you tell your class who you really are.

*you*
hey teach, today is june 9 can i tell the class who i really am?
*teacher*

um sure.
*You*
hey everyone, as you might know it's june 9. That means I'm here to tell you who i really am.
Im not actually a really happy person.. im faking.

by Tiarnaaaa June 8, 2022

May 9

This is the day that the sweetest kid is born on. They are very sweet and kind and funny. Not to mention they are very cute. Their smile makes you so happy and every time you look at them you can’t stop smiling.

May 9 is a very special day

by BellaJane1234 December 21, 2020

9 slice

A 9-slice is an image that was broken into 9 parts (Top Left, Top Center, Top Right, Left, Body, Right, Bottom Left, Bottom Center, Bottom Right) to make it possible to scale the image to any aspect without distortion.

I made a 9 slice yesterday.

by DefineDatCode September 19, 2016

January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

9:33

9:33 is the perfect time for grilled cheese

you: YO ITS 9:33
your friend: OH SHIT HURRY AND GET THE CHEESE, ILL GET THE BREAD

by capn crunk February 5, 2021