saying ‘i like your boots’ is another way to say ‘you’re hot, are you gay too?’ with the same idea as ‘i like your shoelaces’ and ‘thanks i stole them from the president’ the reply to ‘i like your boots’ would be ‘thanks i stole them from a unicorn’
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: thanks, i stole them from a unicorn.
or it could go wrong...
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: i’m not wearing boots
guy1: oh whoops boi bye
guy2: thanks, i stole them from a unicorn.
or it could go wrong...
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: i’m not wearing boots
guy1: oh whoops boi bye
by definitely.a.definition May 21, 2018
Get the i like your boots mug.Nothing actually happened you are just reflecting on your character your past and realize you've done shitty thing or shitty things have happened to you, which makes you feel empty and leaves you thinking what if
I dont know what to say when someone says "how are you?" Bc i dont wanna say i feel like shit and be asked why bc i dont have an actual reason i just do.
by Your lord and savior February 26, 2020
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Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD
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Only difference being, I worked my ass off to get here!
Only difference being, I worked my ass off to get here!
by Kween Kay Thirst Kwencher January 17, 2014
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