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Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.
Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.
by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014
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Twist Job

A twisting hand job performed by the giver using one or both hands. The penis is wrapped and gripped by the hand(s) like a handle bar and only a repetitive twisting action of the hands is performed. There is no up and down, jerking action. Twisting speed and strength of grip will vary and impacts how quickly the receiver achieves a glorious, busted nut.
Rachel gave me the hottest twist job last night. I blew my oatmeal in under 60 seconds.

Her fat sausage fingers made for the most incredible twist job.
by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2018
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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 3, 2017
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Fleece Job

A one-sided or lopsided trade orchestrated by a general manager of a sports franchise.
Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol is arguably the biggest fleece job in history.
by kendoobious February 10, 2022
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Bro-Job

Origin: Nolan Shaffer

Definition: A non homosexual act of oral sex between two straight bros.
“Hey Lincoln, my girlfriend is still in Iraq, could you be a real bro and give me a bro-job?”
by Hornywalter69 August 20, 2019
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main job

Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic
by Shiftme February 22, 2020
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Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)
Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"
by Sinkliner May 27, 2018
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