Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.

"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"

by Behr July 4, 2008

Cock Vulture

Men who hang Hangout in adult bookstores/ adult emporiums/Porn shops who's purpose lure men into booths ,bathrooms, dark corners to give fellatio / blowjobs to patrons?.

Wow that porn shop sure did have a lot of cock vultures hanging out in the back!

by Chaseifer June 27, 2018

Morgan (fat cock)

He has a fat monster cock

“Woah it’s Morgan (fat cock). He has a huge fucking cock.”

by Bigcockman6942069 November 25, 2021

cock shivers

The feeling that a man experiences immediately before dumping his nuts in a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced by a man receiving a rim job.

I got a bad case of the cock shivers when Sherry gave me a blow job while my friends watched.

by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022

Cock

Another word for penis. Treasured by women and men. Also called a dick, rod, yoghurt slinger, splooger, dong, etc.

Angie: “Bro I wanna suck Dave’s cock.”
Mark: “Me too.”

by coladormat February 19, 2022