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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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sex

Something ill prob never have lol
by WIENER DOG PERSON March 3, 2022
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Sexy sex

When you think somebody is sexy and you wanna have sex with them.
A: wanna have sexy sex?

B: no.
by Ur mum 86 March 17, 2022
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Sex Story

Part 2 - Kyla's sex story ;)

From her feet he went up to the lips of her pretty pink pussy, teasing her with kisses after finally teasing her enough he started fingering her, "uhhh, right there daddy" Kyla moaned with pleasure. After Aaron was finally satisfied of teasing her he dove straight into her throbbing wet pussy and ate her out. "NGHHH THAT'S THE SPOT", Kyla exclaimed, screaming so loud the neighbours could hear. They then went into 69 and ate each other out moaning so loud the whole neighbourhood probably heard.

After indulging in may sex positions they finally finished many rounds of excellent sex and the sheets were covered in cum. During the last and final round of sex, Aaron shoved his dick straight into Kyla's throbbing vagina penetrating her and making her cum onto his dick. He railed her so hard the orgasms she had made her shake tremendously as she released her warm, sticky cum from her pussy after all their cum was slurped up and they finished eating each other out the sheets were covered in the sticky liquid they both released and they were both drained from the most amazing sex story ever produced.

Hope this made you cum you horny biatch ;)
by anonymoususer345678 April 2, 2024
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SEX

some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
1:i just had some good sexy sex

2:fucking die yourself
by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022
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sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.
That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.
by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019
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Sex you

A quick phrase when a subject has an objective of engaging into sexual intercourse with someone, the definition is the same as 'i will text you' or 'i wanna send you' whether is no strings attached or in a romantic way between a couple.
I have this desire to sex you
I want to sex you
Can we just sex?
I love you and i wanna sex you
by sexyou December 22, 2023
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