Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022

Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team

Playing for Webb Middle School. They are for sure one of the worst teams in all of GISD and the DFW metroplex. Filled with some of the most retarded and mentally ill people from garland.

person 1 : Hey are you gonna watch Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team play today after school?

person 2 : nah dude i'm gonna stay home because they suck dick and balls

by Axoorik September 09, 2021

Webb Middle School Volley Ball Team

Playing for Webb middle school, One of the most ghetto and worst teams in GISD and DFW metroplex. Filled with some one most retarded and mentally ill. And with a coach that wears wigs they might as well be the special ed class.

Person 1 : hey dude you gonna match the Webb middle school volley ball team play?
Person 2 : nah dude the legit suck dick and balls

by Axoorik September 10, 2021

choderized balls

It is when your balls are so small that they are actually inside out. When the micro astronomical inseminators get turned inside out they actually become extremely short and fat making it a choderized ball.

Bro that asian has choderized balls (asians are the most likely to have choderized balls)

by Shitty dick in my ballz June 06, 2017

Car balls

When a man is getting into his car and his nut sack shifts while sitting thereby getting squashed under a thigh & the car seat.

Dude, my boxers were so lose that I got the worse case of car balls yesterday.

by Green & Salty January 19, 2021

car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.

I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.

by icrazylegs June 30, 2018

give me them balls

When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.

“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands

by Jiggle jiffy April 04, 2024