Your mom is my dad

your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.

Me: Your mom is my dad

Someone else: What the fuck

Me: Yeetus to the fetus.

Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.

by Maddgymstar May 28, 2019

chilloni your baloni dude

when someone is mad or toxic just say it lmao

Me: you're trash
Him: SBHFUIBHSHEBFHSA
Me: chilloni your baloni dude
Him: bruh moment

by ookilol May 28, 2019

swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.

(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019

Lemme succ your toes

It actually means, i wanna like cuddle you with you but if you don’t fw me like that, then it’s totally a joke hahahhahaah.......

Me: “lemme succ your toes”
Them: “ew”
Me: “nvm.”

by Verynormalperson September 26, 2019

Give a hoodie to your side

Give a hoodie to your side dayy!!🤪don’t tell your girl October 20 give them they hoodie 😜

Give a hoodie to your side girl on oct 20

by ❤️ Friendly October 15, 2019

make your pinky stinky

to insert a pinky finger into a vagina or asshole during the sex act of “fingering” (also called finger banging or finger fucking) or to allow another person to do this to you, which gives the pinky a distinctive odor of sex which may be considered either pleasant or unpleasant

Why don’t you come home with me after school today and I’ll make your pinky stinky?

You are so sexy that you’re making me wet! Why don’t you come over here and let me make your pinky stinky?

by Geraldine Antonia Blank December 23, 2017

spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017