PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

keese syndrome

ptsd of being assaulted or touched sexually by gary (mr/daddy) keese.

middle schooler 1: Dude did you hear about the kid with keese syndrome
middle schooler 2: yeah he was fucked in the bootyhoe by keese

by meemer beemer May 4, 2023

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Glenwood Syndrome

Glenwood Syndrome is a medical condition which arises from one residing in the Glenwood area in Durban. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, :
Excessive swearing

Social Withdrawal
Diarrhoea
Irregular sleeping patterns

That guy has Glenwood Syndrome, he should probably go to the psychiatrist.

by Oxford Inc. August 18, 2020

Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES)

Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES) is an informal term used to describe a phenomenon in which an individual interprets neutral or innocent subjects as racist due to their own subconscious associations. Instead of recognizing the thought as originating from themselves, the person externalizes it and labels the subject as racist.

Definition

RES has been described as a type of cognitive projection, where one’s own implicit associations are attributed to an outside object, character, or symbol. Proponents of the term argue that a truly non-racist individual would not make such associations in the first place.

Characteristics

Typical features of RES include:

Overinterpretation: assigning racist intent to symbols, colors, or characters with no evidence of such intent.

Projection: transferring one’s own subconscious thought onto an external subject.

Moral signaling: publicly accusing neutral subjects of racism as a way of demonstrating personal anti-racist values.

Examples

Interpreting a fictional character’s dark fur, clothing, or traits as racist stereotypes, despite no evidence of authorial intent.

Viewing ordinary colors, shapes, or symbols as inherently racist.

“Claiming that chess is racist because the white pieces move first is just another case of RES.”
“She said that a coffee shop menu was racist because it uses the term ‘black coffee.’ She definitely suffers from Racism Everywhere Syndrome (RES).”

by PhraseSmith August 16, 2025

Free game syndrome

Free game syndrome is a case of a up and coming game that is free to play ending up with a community filled with Sperm cells, pedos and racists. they also will end up becoming way more lucrative in the process.

Dude am tired of playing rec room this game is just a free game syndrome

by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 October 21, 2023