talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.

“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.

by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023

scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.

Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!

by I..like..donkey..dick.👍 July 12, 2023

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 07, 2022

Take me to Canada

Please make sweet love to me.

My moms brother took me to Canada last night

Take me to Canada daddy

by Winnifred Mueler August 05, 2024

Take me to Canada

To be wined and dined but mostly penetrated.

Take me to Canada uncle bob

by Winnifred Mueler August 05, 2024

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022