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Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".
"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".
by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017
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cock

You probably thought that this was a male organ. But NO it's actually just another word for chicken.
That's a giant cock.
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Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.
You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock
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Cock Pocket

this is the new age phrase for bagina, synonym for vagina
"Dude! Did you see that girl at the bar?? I bet her cock pocket is of an average size and stature!"
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Andon labrecques huge cock

Andon labrecques huge cock is monsterus and deadly,as soon as he whips it out you get an instant raging throbbing boner I just wanna suck that shit
Person 1:you see andon labrecques huge cock? Person 2:yeah I got to suck that big thang last night
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Cock

by Some Words of Wisdom May 21, 2018
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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
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