chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.
“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome
by henry the hoeless May 08, 2023
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Jacque Syndrome

The inability to do anything, most commonly used in skateboarding culture. Word based off of the famous Jacque.
Daniel: "Holy shit man I can't land this trick and I t makes me want to keep tre flipping st the top of a stair set"

Leon: "Looks like you got a case of Jacque syndrome dude!"
by Realistnig July 05, 2017
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L.O.V. Syndrome

When popular games such as League, Overwatch and/or Valorant corrupt the mind.
Yo, what happened to Marty?
He got L.O.V. Syndrome.
by Splorb September 09, 2023
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Elias syndrome

Elias Syndrome is a chronic disease where when when you when when, when you, when
Person 1: i got elias syndrome, bro

Person 2: 💀
by Chungooo April 06, 2022
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SB Syndrome

The disease of having a fatal attraction to snowbunnies. The deadliest variant is the BBSB(big booty snowbunnies).
I can't get rid of my SB Syndrome they so damn fine!
by The Snowy Specter June 03, 2022
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Jhett Syndrome

a disease in which the person is below 4’11 and will stay that way forever.

Said person is very small, doesn’t grow. Almost like and old man needing Viagra
by Lil Shartstain March 31, 2022
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Player One Syndrome

The urge to be first, the center of attention, or the front runner in any aspect of day-to-day life, the term deriving from the multiplayer video game position of "player one".
Fred has player one syndrome: he always has to have the first controller, otherwise he gets upset and doesn't play.

Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?

Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.
by kemist97 October 31, 2022
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