Missy Elliot syndrome

When someone who is obese loses weight, but thier features, particularly thier facial features are more suited to when they were fat.

Have you seen nicola lately? She's been on those injections, lost loads of weight.
Oh christ ye, she got missy Elliot syndrome though. Looked better before.

by Cro88 August 12, 2025

firsty syndrome

Firsty Syndrome is when people are driving and think they have to be in front of everyone else on the road.

Look at that guy with Firsty Syndrome…he is passing everyone on the curb to be in front of traffic

by Genniangel0 March 10, 2024

Rich Wanker Syndrome

When someone has an unhealthy urge to spend an excessive amount of money in order to unnecessarily compete with his/her comrades for a minimal PC power increase.

Wow, are you really upgrading to a 5950x? Do you have rich wanker syndrome?

by LegalEagality February 23, 2023

Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

Jonathan Palmer was diagnosed with little man syndrome after getting angry when Jeff asked the waitress for a high chair for him at roosters. He did in fact measure 4' 11" so he did qualify for the 12 and under discount.

by Hshdj78 September 30, 2022

DC Viewport Syndrome

A storytelling phenomenon in DC movies where the audience is dropped into a fully-formed universe without context, explanation, or emotional setup. Instead of gradually building the world, the film simply shows a snapshot of it and expects viewers to care — like staring through a cinematic window into a timeline that’s already been running for 10 seasons you never got to see.

Symptoms include:
Characters appearing fully developed with no origin story
Emotional payoff scenes with no emotional setup
Lore that’s clearly important but never explained
Constant feeling of “Wait, did I miss something?”
Needing to consult YouTube lore videos just to understand what you watched

“Lex Luthor has a private army, knows Superman’s secrets, and built a prison in space. Did I blink and miss three movies?”
“Nope. First appearance. Enjoy the vibes.”

"Thats a classic case of DC Viewport Syndrome."

by Mole_Man August 16, 2025

cluver atreides syndrome

When someone so desperately believes everyone hates them, and is constantly in a fit of denial over love for themselves, that they push their friends away. The worst kind of self-esteem.

Child: “This person literally took a bullet for me; but I still think that they hate me deep down.”

Mother: “Help doctor please, he is convinced the world is against him and believes he is hated by everyone.”

Doctor: “I’m sorry ma’am, but he has Cluver Atreides Syndrome. It is very hard to cure, nearly impossible!”

by Cluver June 2, 2021

Pressure cooker syndrome

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..

J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group January 31, 2024