Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016
Get the Russian Love Matchmug. When two people are awkwardly sitting next to each other holding hands, simultaneously making everyone around them uncomfortable.
Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.
Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.
by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025
Get the Love Loungingmug. Love.
Love is when you want attention, caring, and support and where it should always be equal to each other with not violence.
Love can be where you feel different than your own feelings.
And how to figure out your in love?
It's simple, you make imaginary scenarios, your heart beats fast when you're around them, and you wish your future with them.
Sometimes it's not easy finding love but I'm sure it'll come to you!
I got rejected and have hard time loving my own self but people also loves me so I think about them <3
Love is when you want attention, caring, and support and where it should always be equal to each other with not violence.
Love can be where you feel different than your own feelings.
And how to figure out your in love?
It's simple, you make imaginary scenarios, your heart beats fast when you're around them, and you wish your future with them.
Sometimes it's not easy finding love but I'm sure it'll come to you!
I got rejected and have hard time loving my own self but people also loves me so I think about them <3
by Qw33n_ofn0thing March 13, 2022
Get the Lovemug. Love is something who is always there for you and with you they always want to be with you and understand why you have so many feelings about everything they do love is something that both partners should have with lots of understanding.
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