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When a man sticks his errect cock into a pussy
On day as i was getting ready to leave work on of my coworkers slipped me a note saying meet me in the bathroom. As i did i found her in the stall wearing only a bra anf thong. At this point i was horny as f and wanted her in me so i quickly got undressed and started kissing her and massaging her breasts whitch were huge. I started to undress her and as i did i saw her bright pink pussy begging to be fucked. I ate her out first and then she gave me a blowjob. I couldnt wait any longer i layed her on the ground and started to shallow fuck her getting deeper and deeper by the second it felt so good. I kept going faster at her screams and soon enough we both cummed and had a great time best sex ever
by Lol_lover1234 September 11, 2020
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Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025
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sex

Bro Chelsea loves sex. I think i scored one tonight!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 19, 2022
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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.
Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely
by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023
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sex story

see pts 1-8. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 9/9 (fucking finally)
sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)

he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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Sex

something that you will never get, why did you search this up anyway? maybe you want to know how to do it. Well sorry bud but it's not going to happen, UGLY BITCH (jk everyone is beautiful) ...............................................................................................................................
.......................you will still never have it though. (p.s everyones beautiful in their own way... just not you <3)
man 1: hey girl wanna have sex??? <3
girl: EW NO UGLY BLEEP
by ratcheal gardner June 9, 2022
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