National Sex Day

National Sex Day is celebrated yearly on June 9th. Why? Because 6/9! It is celebrated for all sexualities. If a couple's straight and one's on their period, then one must perform oral sex, or many more ways to celebrate National Sex Day. Do something new with your soulmate! Do something more kinky!

How are you celebrating National Sex Day? I'm giving my boyfriend head today!
I'm celebrating National Sex Day by masturbating!

by joshiyohi June 9, 2019

Sex

A mistake that yours parents did

Note : you still thinking about that every fucking sec

My mum when I was 8 years old: Bethany don't put these things in your s ears ..

Sex protection...

by Maybeitsbetterthisway November 20, 2021

have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021

Sex

Something you’ll never have.

“Since I looked up sex in the urban dictionary, I’m going to be a lonely person forever. I should go back to working at McDonald’s.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021

sex

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by jbhyigtugf July 11, 2023

sex the owner day

sex them sex them all

owner: what's going on
sexman: sex the owner day is now
"painfull scream"

by beantrailmix December 16, 2021

Ranked Competitive Sex

The opposite of Casual Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."

by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023