Cock goggles

The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.

Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.

I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.

I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".

by Dr. Ima King, PhD May 07, 2022

massive cock

A cock with an impressive size.

"Wow it's a massive cock!!!" She said whie unziping his pants

by Mathieu's cock May 17, 2022

Cock Siren

Opening your phone and it’s just dick pics in your gallery.

I opened Caitlyn’s phone and the cock siren went off.

by Androgynous February 13, 2020

Spook Cock

The spookiest of cocks.

That man's got a spook cock.

by ComposedGecko June 08, 2025

Cock glitter

A more friendly and fancy name for spunk, cum, jism ect

I’m gonna come round to the Issac residents and sprinkle my cock glitter

by Daniibumblebee November 27, 2019

cock floss

One who flosses their teeth with cock....

She only uses cock floss.

by raindrop44 May 02, 2022

Curbside Cock Stomp

When you park the truck and open the door to your truck and fuck a girl in broad daylight while leaning against the vehicle.

I totally Curbside Cock stomped that hoe! She wanted it way to bad!

by PoonMasta69 April 08, 2015