talk a scotsman out of a penny

To be good at talking and indeed at convincing people to do your bidding through verbal means. Akin to the expression - "sell ice to the eskimos".

Historically an English expression, it originated because Scots are notoriously tight with money.

John: Wow that Henry certainly has a way with words...

Will: You're right! He could talk a Scotsman out of a penny.

by Kenwyne Jones May 3, 2010

shooting your eye out

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"

Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...

by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009

get out my wife

When a man plays rodeo champion on a woman, but she turns the tables on him by having her hubby, boyfriend or dyke friend jump out of the closet and yell, "Get out my wife!" then she grabs on tight and fuck-bucks him while he's trying to get away.

Last night, my rodeo champion turned into a get out my wife. I came anyway.

by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

Big gulp brown out

Big gulp brown out. Often occurs while driving over long periods of time. The sudden urge to drop a deuce comes at the worst possible time. No gas stations in sight, no trees or bushes, and all you have is an empty, xtra large, plastic soft drink cup from 7-11 (BIG GULP). Since you have been prairie dogging for the past 15 minutes hoping there will be a rest stop, there is no time to contemplate other options. Shit in the cup. It takes some skill if you are the driver but it is worth it once accomplished. After shitting in the cup, put the lid and straw back on the cup. Aim at the nearby elderly driver, hag, douche bag, or fag and chuck the dirty bomb out the window "CAREFULLY". Once the bomb has hit the windshield it will explode and cause a, BIG GULP BROWN OUT, similar to a snowy white out. If the bomb is pre planned, the deuce will most likely be more solid, resulting in another similar phenomenon the BIG GULP MUDSLIDE!! the shit wont cover as much area and will be more clumpy resembling mud.

DILROD: Hey man, can we stop somewhere so i can shit.

CHAUNCEEY: No, we are already late. Why dont you shit in the empty big gulp.

DILROD: Ok.......... (hovers over the cup trying not to slip and fall on it) UNNNNGH!!... AAAHhAhahhhhh......EErrRRgGGGhHH.....whew...(wipes ass with sock and puts it in the cup)......what do i do with it now?

CHAUNCEEY: Just chuck it out the window.

DILROD: Ok. I'll aim for that old HAG, we just passed. I think she was driving slow on purpose..................Ready, aim, fire!!!! We have. contact. That was an awesome "Big gulp brown out"

CHAUNCEEY: I think we should enter that into the Urban Dictionary.

by RUGER September 6, 2013

One in, one out policy

The sudden need to pass a bowel movement right after eating a meal.

Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."

by IanContinentia October 19, 2009

Pre-Game Pump-Out

The act of masturbating before an intense moment.

Usually done as a ritual to pump up.

Yo dude, why are you late to the championship basketball game?! We start in five!

Dont worry man, i had my pre-game pump-out. im good to go!

by AKJOBE94 October 7, 2010