convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people

javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)

by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023

Purple Syndrome Tuggy

Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.

It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.

by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025

Career Woman Syndrome

Noun. : What a woman gets when they have emotional baggage or haven’t had luck with relationships, so they just focus on hyper independence and their careers.

Damn shawty does nothing but talk about how she is independent or her job. I think she has career woman syndrome.

by FlackoRaikiri32 September 25, 2022

Up Syndrome

When someone tends to hover above chimneys

Dolly has up syndrome, look at her hovering

by Dick Massive June 30, 2021

Vagina syndrome

a rare condition where a male human being has been a pussy for so long that he actually grows a vagina!

Will has vagina syndrome

by Danlucier July 11, 2025

Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

Free game syndrome

Free game syndrome is a case of a up and coming game that is free to play ending up with a community filled with Sperm cells, pedos and racists. they also will end up becoming way more lucrative in the process.

Dude am tired of playing rec room this game is just a free game syndrome

by nachotaco chimichaga 5065 October 21, 2023