Love

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jamison. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his immaculate body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jamison. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

I love men

by DMC41 September 26, 2021

Love

1. an intense feeling of deep affection.
2. a great interest and pleasure in something.
3. feel deep affection or sexual love for (someone).

synonyms: be in love with, be infatuated with, be smitten with, be besotted with, be passionate about; care very much for, feel deep affection for, hold very dear, adore, think the world of, be devoted to, dote on, cherish, worship, idolize, treasure, prize; informalbe mad/crazy/nuts/wild/potty about, have a pash on, carry a torch for

"babies fill parents with feelings of love"
a great interest and pleasure in something.
"do you love me?"
"I love you, Rory"

by Destiny Believe May 3, 2019

Fortise My Love

It's an expression used to express or ask how someone feels about their love towards you or someone else, or something.

Mom, do you fortise my love?

by Grilled Chicken&Seaweed Chips April 11, 2017

i love you more Janiah

when Janiah tries to argue that they love you more you hit them with this comeback it definitely makes them be quiet for awhile

Hey__ I love you... I love you more janiah

by TedothePedo October 27, 2022

Love

Condition allegedly experienced by humans the sole purpose of which is to facilitate procreation and nurturing alike, while for another thing it problematizes the selection of a potential mate. It also contributes to having people talk to large chunks of processed stones, whom they believe to be the ones they once used to know. Some even believe said stones to be responsive in the conversation. Generally confusing feeling, hard to digest. And although the Bible claims that "Love knows neither envy nor jealousy" (1 Corinthians 13:4), it actually is very likely to lead to this emotion. Hatred is the emotion one would truly feel no envy over.

A: I'm in love with him/her/them.
B: OMG! You gonna have kids?!

A: I think I love him/her/them...
B: Why won't you tell him/her/them?
A: Still not over my ex... But he's sweet.

A: I will always love you *lights candle on the gravestone*
B: ....

A: I love him/her/them but she's still about this guy...
B: Sorry to say, bro, but maybe you two are just not meant to be.

A: I love him/her/them.
B: No, I love him/her/them!
A: Grrrr....
B: Wrrrr...

A: I hate him/her/them.
B: I hate him/her/them too!
Both: Brothers!

by Professor Weatherboy June 21, 2022

love laziness

Your partner is lazy with their affections, actions, or refuse to do stuff for themselves while having the other partner do it for them.

1: I don't know, man. He's not doing anything with me and when we do hang out, he just asks me to get him stuff.
2: Oh, I see. He's got love laziness.

by Bluejones December 10, 2022

conjugal love

when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."

"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."

by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014