Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
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My boyfriend came over and he took me straight to my bedroom. He undressed me and I did the same to him. I took off his boxers as he took off my bra. He cuffed me to the bed and ate me out. I moaned the entire time. Then he released me and I cuffed him to the bed. I took his 10 inch dick and started stroking it. I put it in my mouth and gave him a blowjob. I uncuffed him and he licked my vagina again. Then he shoved his dick's tip into my vagina. I said "DEEPER DEEPER". He got 3 inches in. I said "COME ON I KNOW THERE IS MORE". He jammed it all in and I screamed loudly. My vagina's lips closed to make sure he doesn't pull out yet. He cummed, hit my g-spot and I orgasmed for a full 5 minutes. We do it 5 more times, redress and do it every night.
My boyfriend came over and he took me straight to my bedroom. He undressed me and I did the same to him. I took off his boxers as he took off my bra. He cuffed me to the bed and ate me out. I moaned the entire time. Then he released me and I cuffed him to the bed. I took his 10 inch dick and started stroking it. I put it in my mouth and gave him a blowjob. I uncuffed him and he licked my vagina again. Then he shoved his dick's tip into my vagina. I said "DEEPER DEEPER". He got 3 inches in. I said "COME ON I KNOW THERE IS MORE". He jammed it all in and I screamed loudly. My vagina's lips closed to make sure he doesn't pull out yet. He cummed, hit my g-spot and I orgasmed for a full 5 minutes. We do it 5 more times, redress and do it every night.
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Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
And Joanna blowed a kiss to Michael, the girls could see the bulges in the boys pants and brought them to the public bathroom and started to have sex doggy style when their friends Emily and Josh walked in and decided to join in and after 10 minutes they all went out and drinked.
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