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Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
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My boyfriend came over and he took me straight to my bedroom. He undressed me and I did the same to him. I took off his boxers as he took off my bra. He cuffed me to the bed and ate me out. I moaned the entire time. Then he released me and I cuffed him to the bed. I took his 10 inch dick and started stroking it. I put it in my mouth and gave him a blowjob. I uncuffed him and he licked my vagina again. Then he shoved his dick's tip into my vagina. I said "DEEPER DEEPER". He got 3 inches in. I said "COME ON I KNOW THERE IS MORE". He jammed it all in and I screamed loudly. My vagina's lips closed to make sure he doesn't pull out yet. He cummed, hit my g-spot and I orgasmed for a full 5 minutes. We do it 5 more times, redress and do it every night.
by AMatureMan May 31, 2024
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Sex story

Something you only look up when your horny

Hannah and Joanna decided to go to the club because they were board and saw their crushes, Jake and Michael. Hannah decided to wink at Jake which turned him on
And Joanna blowed a kiss to Michael, the girls could see the bulges in the boys pants and brought them to the public bathroom and started to have sex doggy style when their friends Emily and Josh walked in and decided to join in and after 10 minutes they all went out and drinked.
Horny bitches searching up sex storys
by Your local idiots dog May 31, 2024
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Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.
by Stephlog June 2, 2024
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sex

Everyone's favorite thing on this site.
I just caught my friend having gay sex.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 6, 2024
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Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult

The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.
Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!
by JimmyMac9 June 6, 2024
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Non-Binary Sex

when ppl who dont have a gender sex
I LOVE HAVING NON-BINARY SEX!!!!!11!!1111111!!!!1111!!!!!!!
by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024
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