Pacific Time Zone Syndrome

The constant suffering of missing out on events, social interaction, or not being able to be with your friends in some way because by the time you are available everyone else has already gone to bed

You always wake up too late to say good morning to anyone, its noon for them

Pacific Time Zone Syndrome is a bitch. I just got back from school and its already 8pm for him

by tronytroo February 5, 2023

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Ching Hin Syndrome

If you have small ass eyes, a tiny non-existent wang, eat dog, and eat rice every minute of the day you have Ching Hin Syndrome!!!

"Why is his dick so small?"
"He has Ching Hin Syndrome"

by urafuckingwhore February 8, 2023

home bowl syndrome

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.

Man this home bowl syndrome is really hitting me hard

by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

MTG Syndrome

The pathological need to demonstrate one's ignorance to as wide an audience as possible.

That lying politician suffers from MTG Syndrome

by macZag February 11, 2023

Tamara syndrome

A white male or female who think they are black

No one;
White people “I swear I’m more black than actual black people”

Or

“I have black friends so that makes me black”

This is Tamara syndrome

by Fatboychumchum February 11, 2023