Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

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Yellow Ball

Noah Tuckman

"Noah Tuckman is such a fucking yellow ball"
"Yeah he's such a loser nobody likes him and he's fat as fuck"

by MajesticLordSigmaRizzlerIII October 9, 2025

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Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

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Balls Deep (adj.) — When you’ve gone so far into something that your body, soul, and poor decision-making skills are all in one group chat. You didn’t just dip a toe,you dove in so hard your balls filed for residency. At this point, pulling out isn’t an option; you’re basically one thrust away from a life lesson.

Leo: “What’re you wearing Saturday?”
Linda: “Wouldn’t you like to know? Let’s just say… you’ll be balls deep in temptation before dessert.” 😈

Or

Linda: “You better not flake again.”
Leo: “Oh, I won’t. Saturday night, I’m showing up, showing out, and ending up balls deep in your Asian noodles.”

by BigBaby Linda & Bone Daddy Leo October 9, 2025

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8 Ball of Coke

(1) 3.5 grams of powdered cocaine.

(2) The action of quite literally drinking a billiard ball filled with Coca-Cola. Created by the Friday Night Funkin' mod, "Jeffy's Endless Aethos."

(1) I HAD AN 8 BALL OF COKE, AND I'M FEELING THE EFFECTS!

(2) I drank an 8 ball of coke today.

by Glitchurr October 10, 2025

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