zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job

Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft

by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019

zombie grass

over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.

That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.

by XTT0401 May 28, 2016

Zombie Fucking

When two people have sex while still being asleep.

I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.

by kizzle911 August 20, 2013

Zombie Kill

Term used to describe the act of smoking a joint/blunt, even after it's down to the roach. It's a desperate act to smoke as much of the THC possible. Must ask permission from the original roller or from the person who threw down.

Permission to Zombie Kill the joint, sir?

Permission granted, go for it.

by monkFromTemple December 1, 2010

Cucumber Zombie

A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.

I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.

by Morainn December 6, 2010

Radio-Zombie

Like a Mainstreamer. Someone who follows current trends, most often accessing music from mainstream radio.

Friend 1: Dude, come listen to this.
Friend 2: OMGWTF IS THIS! IT'S SCREAMO!
Friend 1: No....It's Hollywood Undead
Friend 2: Well Hollywood Undead is SCREAMO
Friend 1: Your'e such a Radio-Zombie
Friend 2: No i'm not!
Friend 1: What bands or artists do you like?
Friend 2: Katy Perry, Rihanna, Drake, David Archuletta, Kinda T-Pain but he's rap.
Friend 1: -_-

by I'mJustNobodyJustMeOkGoAway September 20, 2010