A phenomena that usually only occurs when a woman is in the hands of a competent lover. The woman, upon reaching unparalleled heights of sexual excitement, naturally produces *so* much vaginal lubrication, that the vagina becomes completely frictionless. Sadly, this leads to an unsatisfying sexual experience for all concerned.
by Micky G November 19, 2006
Get the wet outmug. someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3
“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021
Get the wet lettucemug. A person who will not attend a popular engagement without a reasonable excuse. Popular between scottish friends.
#1"You no' coming down the Pub?"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"
#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"
#2"No"
by PureWhetto#1 November 12, 2009
Get the Wet Sackmug. Similar to wet willy in which one person licks one of their fingers and inserts it into the vagina in an attempt of foreplay or to create more lubrication.
by BelleAtABall August 20, 2006
Get the Wet Phillymug. A beverage consisting of chilled sweetened coffee with milk and vodka
A variation on the White Russian cocktail
"Wet" implies that the beverage is orgasmic
A variation on the White Russian cocktail
"Wet" implies that the beverage is orgasmic
After I drank half my frappuccinno, I put 4 ounces of Grey Goose in the bottle, shook it up, and chugged that Wet Russian.
by elsanth July 5, 2009
Get the Wet Russianmug. When a guy is having sex with a girl and accidentally slips his dick out of her vagina and into her ass causing her to shit all over his dick.
Dude, me and that chick, Emily, were going at it, and when I slipped out and ended up getting the wet shovel.
by KamikazeTaxi April 19, 2010
Get the Wet Shovelmug. A dance in which one swings his or her arms back and forth like a spinning drum, keeping them limp and jelly-like. The motion looks like a monkey trying to shake water off of it's body.
by Urbiwan Kenobi February 10, 2010
Get the Wet Monkeymug.