steaming face weight

A not-that-uncommon request at certain houses of ill-repute, usually administered by short lesbians to elderly hommes d'affairs.

Jesus, Tom, I got me a steaming face weight today and now I'm unemployed!

by Centrality April 10, 2003

faggy paper weight

A person who is extremely lazy and sits on other people's desks at work. Also known as FPW.

David came over and sat on my desk for 20 minutes again...he's such a faggy paper weight...

by Intraweb October 14, 2005

ankle weights

a person who wears ankle weights.

a person with no common sense.

look at that guy wearin ankle weeiiigghhhts!!

that guy has no common sense, what an ankle weights

by d. shiznit March 18, 2010

wein dawg

A slang term meaning hot dog weiner or the whole hot dog.

That wein dawg was some good!

by Me, My Cousin and the Moose July 24, 2006

weiner muncher

a person who either sucks or eats a mans cock
also used as an insult to some one who would be calling you a name like carpet mucher ect
very good to confuse people becuase they may not have a clue on what your saying

person 1 ; hay your gay
person 2 ; piss off you weiner muncher
person 1 ; huh ?
person 2; i thought so !

by Miss Cameron May 31, 2007

Weiner Bleeder

Noun. Verb

A penis that bleeds. Kind like a period but it happens one day a week mostly on a wednesday

Noun example :
September-"He's such a Weiner Bleeder"

Verb Example:
Mitchell-"Dude, I'm Weiner Bleeding today"
Kyle-"Awh man, I was Wenier Bleeding yesterday."

by KittySock October 14, 2009

Weiner Head

The head of ones weiner

E.G. Jason Licked Jay Remmies Weiner Head had and jay remmy became erect

by BigTitsMcgee123yousee January 24, 2010