Ice Warriors

some fuck ass club penguin army that died because of some stupid little shits who thought they could groom kids

at this point if you’re in IW and reading this save yourself the time you’re gonna waste and leave already

“Yoo bro, did you see that Ice Warriors expose post?”

by iloveclubpenguinarmybattlegrou August 25, 2025

P2 Warrior

1. Someone who is always walking and never drives.
2. Someone who has no means of transportation

Samuel is a P2 Warrior he always walking

by KMK29 August 25, 2023

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

pizza warrior

People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.

Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.

by anonymous January 15, 2023

dino warriors

A drinking game in which you wear deb and dino warrior glasses and name different dinosaurs. You drink alot.

Gets you RFU

Deb: wtf are you kids doing???
Jeff: Ahhhhhhhhhh deb deb dino warriors

by Pfinny December 17, 2006

wannable warrior

they trynna be warrior

Nate: he's got a bow

yrsd: wannabe warrior

wannable warrior

by nateh3ntailover January 16, 2022

Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.

Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.

by HaloBetty June 30, 2017