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Wanker

Ryan Lisle is a wanker
by ..babie June 10, 2018
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Wanker

Here in the UK we have a technical term for people that create and use user-less research Al services. We call them wankers.
by huguini April 6, 2023
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Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day
by Carbrain stoner October 6, 2022
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Tentbox Wanker

One who purchases a roof private wanking tent, proceeds to wank at least once per camping session, then spends the rest of the year, driving round the UK with it attached to his roof, rarely is seen actually being used, too lazy to remove from the vehicle. In some instances found in convoy with other wankers. Some people manage to fit 2 x wanking boxers in vehicles such as Ford Rangers etc...
Look at the Tentbox Wanker, or have you seen that 10ft wanker, imagine taking a dump in the middle of the night and forgetting you're 10ft off the ground...
by Wankbox November 3, 2025
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Shadow Wanker

One commonly used name for widowmaker.
This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!
by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019
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Wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019
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Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.
“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”
by Smatch November 23, 2024
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