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urban dictionary by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023
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Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
Urban Dictionary by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
Urban Dictionary
Guy 1:"have you seen the definition of my name in the Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."
Urban Dictionary by R4NDOM DUD3 (h.h.h.) August 18, 2023
Urban Dictionary
Where bored people to find out random definitions to random and sometimes slightly disturbing words...
Urban Dictionary by Bekkers December 16, 2007
Urban Dictionary
A place where male virgins come to talk about incredibly depraved sexual acts and positions, despite never having even kissed a girl.
"So, I was reading on Urban Dictionary that the Alaskan Firedragon is when you're fucking a girl...oh my god, it's a real girl! I just came in my pants.
Urban Dictionary by Teddysmalls February 20, 2009
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urban dictionary by sdlf December 28, 2008
Urban Dictionary
A free online dictionary for posting bullshit definitions for words and for leaning mindless definitions for words posted by other retarded users.
I am going to use the Urban Dictionary to put a stupid definition for the word cat just for a laugh.
Urban Dictionary by Wabbz February 1, 2009