Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

STFU University

A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.

Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.

by Vin Nguyen May 8, 2017

Harvard University

The Washington University of the North East. But, no tempurpedic mattresses, Jason Derulo concerts, or arches.

Emily: Damn Girl, I heard you got into Harvard University.

Savannah: I know its practically the WashU of the north east.

Emily: Sorry about your mattresses

by savannastasia steele October 12, 2020

The University of Diversity

A group of tiktokers that accepts all races, the opposite of the hype house - also known as the White House.

Chase: “hey charli what’s the university of diversity?”
Charli: “renegade, renegade”
*Enter Poloboy* “ceo of diversity”

by Roadmanmanu January 2, 2020

wallace university

the most prestigious university in the midwest. the harvard of lake county, if you will. a place where camera pens, screenshots, and excel spreadsheets abound.

wow! i can't believe i was just accepted to wallace university! i guess my inflated SAT score really did the trick!

by koosh13 January 31, 2019

battle universe

Battle universe Is an amazing group/team of grown man and some woman on YouTube that make nerf challenge video

Kid: *watches battle universe for hours*

Mom: time for bed!
Kid: ok *goes under blanket watches mir BU vids*

by Monika peace June 6, 2018

Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.

Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.

by ThePerfectionist November 15, 2010