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uncle dirty dick

an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.
oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.
by uncle buttcracker November 9, 2009
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UNCLE DADDY

When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY
Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.
by Katelynne's dad March 22, 2013
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Uncle Phil

Will Smith’s uncle on the fresh Prince of Bel Air show. Also a Judge, father, and a fighter who proves to just about anybody who BS him wrong. He is a positive role model to many blacks (primarily black men).

He also is best known for kicking Will’s friend jazz out of the house in almost every episode he appears on.
Yo, Uncle Phil, can I borrow your car tonight to go pick up some honeys?
by Zero2infinity September 6, 2018
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uncle ian

DADDY DILF REPOST IF U LOVE DADDY IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6969696 DADDY IAN ATE ALVIN AND TOOK HIS VIRGINITY. THEODORE IS HIS SLAVE AND SIMON DOES HIS TAXES FOR HIS DRUG LAB FACTORY SHOP. BRITNEY IS HIS SEX SLAVE, JANNET IS GAY AND ELEANORE HAS TURNED INTO DADDY IAN'S FAVOURITE PAIR OF SLIPPERS
DADDY IAN CAN HAVE MY KIDS UNCLE IAN
by VIRGIN JOHN CENA November 8, 2021
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Uncle-Skete

When someone is so hot you don’t mind being a step dad to their children. An homage to Pete Davidson
“Dude that chick I matched with on Tinder has kids”

Whatever dude, she’s so hot you better Uncle-Skete it”
by Blitzkreigmansausage February 19, 2022
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Shiny Uncle David

(No relation to shiny uncle dale) man with an extreme bald patch. shaves off his eyebrows to achieve a more cylindrical look!
by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004
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eskimo uncle

The relation between a man and the children of his ex that she had after him. The man before the Baby Daddy, once the Baby starts to call him uncle.
Child: Uncle, uncle!
Mommy (tells the 1st Baby Daddy): Did you know my other kid calls you uncle?
Man: Yeah
Mommy: And you're OK with that?
Man: Yeah, as long as she doesn't call me daddy. I'm her Eskimo Uncle. You know cause we both past by the same Igloo once.
by Girls' Daddy January 13, 2015
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