When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going
Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”
Him “ where’s mike?
Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “
Her ”ok bro”
Him “ where’s mike?
Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “
by MR CE August 10, 2021

Sass mate: “Oi Quinton, do you want a turn of this?”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”
Talkin Pete:”Fuckin hell mate, that was a fuckin skits story.” Lezley Mackerel:“Well it’s only the beginning mate.” Talkin Pete:”Well, do you want a turn of this before you tell me the next part?” Lezley Mackerel:”Cheers mate, pretty good shit eh. What is it?” Talkin Pete: “I’m not sure, I think it might be Jack Herer or something.”
by jiveturkey02 July 29, 2019

kickdown with motorcycle
by simxn December 3, 2021

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018
