turkey-leg

The persona exemplified by conservatism and backwoods bravado. This character can be found in any part of the world and the term defines all manner of sins including eating giant turkey legs at the county fair, wearing tall tube socks with very short denim shorts, and drinking Stag or Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Can be used in both adjective or a noun form. Synonyms include "hoosier," "hick" and "white trash." Founded by Chip Benson after extensive research in middle America.

1. David Spade's character in the movie, "Joe Dirt" is a turkey-leg.
2. Any man, woman or child with mullet is a turkey-leg.
3. A person who owns a 1997 Camaro, Firebird or Mustang and follows Nascar avidly is a turkey-leg.
4. Any woman with dark roots, blonde hair, smoker's cough and a cigarette pouch coin purse is a turkey-leg.
5. Can often be named "Bubba" or "Angel."

by carjo12683 October 22, 2008

The Golden Turkey

The act of kicking, punching, slapping or grabbing a male's testicles from behind.

Sarah totally just gave me The Golden Turkey...

OH man!!! Did you see that? Sarah gave Ryan The Golden Turkey!

I went to grab Ryan's ass and accidentally slipped him The Golden Turkey..

by 13Cat13 January 24, 2011

Crotch Turkey

When the hair in your crotch feathers out like a turkey

Casey Papabitch has a crotch turkey

by King Of OFHS April 23, 2009

plucked turkey

A plucked turkey is when your pubic region grows back after shaving.

"Oh god, Check out that plucked turkey!"

by Dale Hay May 13, 2006

My Turkey

Your boyfriend, who happens to bite your booty like a turkey.

I was walking up the stairs and My Turkey bit my booty.

by GingerGenius'Turkey October 18, 2008

awkward turkey

a derivative of the awkward turtle, when one holds his/her hands in the shape of a turkey by clenching one fist with the thumb pointed outwards, and placing the other hand at the bottom of the clenched hand (wiggling of the fingers to make it look as if the turkey is moving is also acceptable).

A brotha came up to me and said let's bang. I responded by giving him the awkward turkey. He thought it was a gang sign and immediately busted his peice and said, "What'd you say to me you cracka ass bitch!?"

by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

Wild Turkey

It is an accidental crap, in turd form, taken during sex.

Me and the lady were doing the deed last night when I let wild turkey slip out my ass.

by Boobash12 January 19, 2008