Knobhead Trick

A trick to decieve your friends to get something that you want, though you may or may not deserve it. Or slyly doing something out of the view of your friends to get away with having to do more work.

Given the name from Peter Kay's "Uncle Knobhead"

similar to being two faced

1) Going to a party and laying ur coat on a bed to signify thats where ur staying.

2) Nagging someones head to make them tell you if they like you or not, and when they finally answer you, you shag their friends.

3) Telling your friend your going to the shop to get something, whilst really your goin meeting his/her ex-boy/girlfriend

4) Makin a brew at your mates house n not makin them one.

by MGMaster5000 May 24, 2004

racing tracks

The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.


Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.

My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.

by Brant September 27, 2004

Scrunicone Trick

When someone screws you with a dildo thats tied to their head

think a unicorn on nymphetamines for scrunicone trick

by XJuliaChikX October 1, 2006

skunicorn trick

Strapping a Dildo to ones head and fucking a gimpy friends pussy while high on amphetamines

Peppermint Patty gave Marcy the skunicorn trick while that poo stabber Charlie brown watched.

by PsychoCandy March 30, 2008

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

One track mind

One track mind is a funny was of saying you only think about one thing. One example is men and sex.

Thomas: Man I love having sex
Peter: Uhh ok man

Next day
Thomas: Did I tell you I just had sex?
Peter: Very cool man

Next day (AGAIN)
Thomas: Did you know sex is the BEST thing ever?
Peter: Did I ever tell you you have a one track mind?!

by Uesnsnsh urbakdebsjdjsso April 23, 2019

Laying track

When someone is laying down track to run to the finish line. Consist of flirting and making moves on someone help lead to a hook up or relationship.

Man I really wish we didn’t have to leave last night I was really laying track with Tim!

by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019