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captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
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French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.
Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!
by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011
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Mr Toast

Mr Toast is the definition used to describe someone who is always incorrect and is such a cunt most of the time.
Man he is being such a Mr Toast no wonder he is a cunt.
by ! Not Jaffa ! June 20, 2016
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Toast

A very attractive person whos a lovable dumbass. Toast tends to be very amazing, and loving, and smart, and attractive. If you meet a Toast they tend to be super understanding and cool person and they always know what to say. They're also hella funny so!
by anonymous August 9, 2022
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Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some Toasted SouthWestern.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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Sorkktur x Toast

by Toastisweird February 18, 2021
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TOAST CULT

A cult in which toast is worshipped and idolized, and eaten everyday by the members life
Join the Toast Cult for a good time
by AceTheSquire January 7, 2023
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