celling tile

It’s uhh on a celling and uhh tasty

A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die

by I love celling tiles May 31, 2024

Kam-tired

When a friend in your group VC falls asleep mid sentence and continues in the group VC as a sleeping participant whose only contribution is snoring or the occasional non-sensicle gibberish about the object of their affection.

Moose: I am so tired.
Kat: Me too.
Moose: I hope I dont become kam-tired later while i’m voice calling my girlfriends.
Kat: That would be so embarassing!

by Vixenmom June 9, 2024

Living tired

Being tired day after day non stop just over the edge done with life and it's bullshit but to strong to take the easy way out

I am living tired. My friend asked me how I felt and I responded living tired.

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

by i love my cats December 1, 2024

Samuel Tilden

The man who won in 1876 really, but was stolen of a victory by the Electoral Commission.

I am sick and tired of Grant shills claiming His Fraudulency was elected democratically. Southern Tilden votes were thrown out by Grant and his cronies despite the Colorado state legislature having a faux majority, the rampant fraud in the South, and the obstructionism of Congress. Samuel Tilden stood up to President Grant and the Republicans punished him for it. This catastrophe could've been averted had we never entangled ourselves into slavery, which in the long term would have ensured a free and fair Tilden victory. It would've also ensured Al Gore his 2000 victory, as minority voters wouldn't have been disenfranchised in Florida. 124 years apart, and nearly the same circumstances.

by Rutherfraud Hayes March 16, 2025

Lie-tied

This is similar to tongue-tied in that one is incapable of moving forward in speaking since they have started to tell a lie that they cannot talk themselves out of. People know they are caught and are tied up in their lie or lies.

As Kingston continued with his excuses to Becca why he was late, the look in her eyes informed him that he was lie-tied. He immediately began to give her all the money in his wallet as a first act of atonement for having another pint with the boys instead of meeting her on time...again!

by von groovy April 7, 2025

shit & tired

feeling like shit & tired of feeling like shit

i'm so shit & tired rn

by _D0uche_ January 25, 2026