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Zombie Hoe

A zombie hoe (Can be male or female) is typically someone who you used to mess with sexually. A hoe or multiple hoes who you've now cut off. They 'rise from the dead' (aka pop up // usually around the summer time) and keep trying to come back into your life after a long period of not talking to them.
Zombie Hoe: "What's up? I ain't hear from you in like 8 months? You tryna come to my place again, my parents gone for the summer"

friend: "I thought you cut that ho/nigga off?"
You: "I did. She's/He's just another zombie hoe tryna come back and be relevant again"
by intuitivemaniac December 27, 2017
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zombie grass

over grown yard; weeds
No matter how many times you mow, zombie grass just keeps coming back like a nightmare.
That old house is surrounded by zombie grass. Good luck getting it mowed.
We lost our ball in the zombie grass.
by XTT0401 May 28, 2016
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Tit Zombie

When a mother has been up all night feeding her newborn and she turns into a Tit Zombie
- Why's Katie not at training today?

- Oh she's at home being a tit zombie
by Croney9 August 13, 2016
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Zombie Bowl

A public toilet that someone has left completely shrouded in toilet paper
I went into the men’s room this afternoon and the back stall contained a zombie bowl. There was so much paper draped around the thing, I was afraid whatever lay beneath might re-animate if disturbed.
by Furry Trout December 14, 2012
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Zombie move

When you walk in to your home and everyone is dead
Mac gave John a zombie move last week
by XGODSXPOPTARTX August 20, 2013
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Zombie Fucking

When two people have sex while still being asleep.
I think Jill and I were Zombie Fucking last night but i cant remember.
by kizzle911 August 20, 2013
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zombie phone

an older cell phone with fewer gadgets that has been reactivated because the newer, superior cell phone has been lost or stolen.
My zombie phone doesn't have all my apps; I sure miss my iPhone!
by Still Big, Still B February 28, 2012
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