Granny's Sock

A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.

John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.

by TEH ONLINE GRANNY March 22, 2012

Postmans Sock

Used to denote a severely bad smell.

That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.

by Youngie1 July 31, 2008

meat sock

Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.

i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.

by Jake Jarmel May 22, 2004

Sock-Cucker

Definitely NOT a cock-sucker. Definitely.

Example 1:
#2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie.
#1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2.
#2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1?
#1- I most certainly did NOT.

Example 2:
Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister.
#1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes!
Mom- 2 weeks.
#1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker!
Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker!
#1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!

by Taylor-B- May 30, 2011

sock head

A person who has a weak chin or a fat neck so their profile looks like one of someone with a sock dragged over their head.

'man that girls got a fat neck!'
'yeah she's a right sock head'

by Joseph Croot February 21, 2008

sock in the stairwell

I loose a condom in the pussy while having sex

"I lost my sock in the stairwell. It was slippery"

by the head pipeliner September 09, 2006

Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 08, 2011