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Google Wisdom

Sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple Google search.
1) Bert: "I'm kinda nevous about the company holiday party...what am I even going to talk about?"
Ernie: "You'll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little Google Wisdom to impress them."

2) Dick: "Whenever Kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep ass conversations! You should hear him, he's crazy smart yo!!!"
Mike: "It's all Google Wisdom, fool! Kenny don't know shit!!!"
by PKeternal October 1, 2009
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Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.
by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023
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under-google

by illbot July 2, 2005
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google degree

a degree that is achieved by an individual that has gained knowledge, in their desired area of expertise, by "googling" all information in a specific area of expertise.
Basit from Pakistan is of no help because he only holds a google degree in IT.
by rlmhandle January 15, 2015
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Google Feud

A website that makes you guess what other people think people will search on Google. It can get funny and lots of youtubers have played.
by Withered Bonnie July 11, 2019
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Google Gay

When someone stays in the closet, despite his gay tendencies, and stays at home googling gay porn all day
Do you think James is homosexual? Yeah but he's happy with being a google gay for now
by Shump February 1, 2014
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Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.
Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.
by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016
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