dirt nap

When you smoke mersh and it makes you real tired so you take a dirt or mersh nap.

That F***ing mersh made me tired, im gonna go take a dirt nap.

by Shanana pookie Jones May 30, 2007

Wisco Dirt Star

When a wisconsinite puts cheese curds in a condom and freezes it. After it’s frozen it’s used as anal beads.

Did you hear, Tommy gave Chad the Wisco dirt star last night.

by Asstin_powers123 September 9, 2023

Dirt Circle Destroyer

One ply or less toilet paper

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.

by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016

Drown a Dirt Squirrel

taking a shit, removing fecal matter from the body

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"

by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013

Straight Out The Dirt

When someone is born into poverty and becomes wealthy, they may say they got their money "straight out the dirt". Going from rags to riches without handouts.

Popularized by E-40's song "Straight out the dirt". The lyrics state "I went from nothing to something, I had to make this shit work. Came up from nothing, I got it straight out the dirt".

*E-40 pulls up in a ferrari*
Hater: "Ha, your dad buy you that?"
E-40: "Nah, I got it straight out the dirt"

by YuhBoy_Joe May 14, 2018

dirt, verb

To insult, try, dis, or otherwise fuck with another person.

He really dirted me when he told people I was loose in the pants.

by Kristen October 24, 2003

Dirt Mirt

Someone who is dirty and needs to take a shower but their whole family is against him and wants to keep him dirty.

Ray: I just got done with lax lemme take a shower
Dad: Let adam take one first
Ray: But im such a Dirt Mirt!

by That Big One February 23, 2011