window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!
1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!
by Adz H January 09, 2006
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window boy

A kid who makes sweet love to any window at any time at any place. Technely someone who lost his or her verginity with a window.
you and your mom are window boys
by c/a1c April 27, 2006
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windows vista

The next successor to the throne of the most used Operating System franchise, that is Microsoft Windows.
Microsoft Windows Vista touts enhanced security, productivity and experience, whilst enabling and powering the communication and operating enhancements for the next half a decade.
Microsoft Windows Vista is expected to be released to Enterprise Customers in November, and consumers early 2007 alongside flagship office suite, Microsoft Office 2007.
I will surely upgrade to windows vista in the new year.
by Amy Mills August 20, 2006
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Windows 98

Windows 98

When you're nailing your girlfriend and then you shatter 98 window panes over her head.
Guy 1: Bro, I just Windows 98™'ed my old lady last night.
Guy 2: You used an outmoded operating system with her?
Guy 1: You never done that before? That's how I know you're gay.
by Eiffelator April 22, 2010
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Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.
I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.
by Curtain cum August 30, 2018
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window licker

A brand new Private who just entered basic training, and is called this due to the stunned look and apparent lack of jaw control when said Private arrives at his/her basic training company and sees his/her drill sergeants for the first time.
Private Snuffy you dumb ass window licker, quit gawking and get your ass off of my bus!
by justjeansandboots March 29, 2013
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Window Fogger

Similar to a "Window Licker"... An "Open Mouth Breather" that gets close enough to the window causing it to fog up whilst desperately fighting the temptation to acutally lick the window...
That guy is barely smarter than his window licking family... He's just a window fogger...
by Sofa King What March 04, 2009
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