Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop”

Person 1: “I’m gay”
Person 2: “TBF”

by Xopher_ November 20, 2019

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The Flop

It's a funny flop

"Everybody do the flop"

Everybody: *Does the flop*

by Big John McGuinness May 27, 2020

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Fail Flip-Flop

When you choose to do the wrong thing but fuck that up and accidentally do the right thing.

Jerry thought the spelling word was neigh not knee; he fail flip-flopped when he though neigh was spelled "knee".

by Xarcert September 3, 2016

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flop bags

Tits that have been strechted and pulled on so much they resemble a shredded car tire.

That bitches tits are beyond flop bags.

by Seemandonationspeacilist July 20, 2016

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Tuna Flopped

Similiar to getting catfished or catfishing. Getting tuna flopped is when you meet someone online for the purposes of sex or romance but the other party’s intent is solely to rob you or do something else nefarious to you, usually when you’re in a compromising position. Similiar to fishing when the fish is baited and pulled out of the water and is then flopping around on the deck while the fishermen high five.

Bob got tuna flopped last night when he met a girl online and she stole his wallet while he was in the shower.

The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.

Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.

by But Sects November 29, 2024

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