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Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.
I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.
by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009
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Cholla clown

Any girl or woman of Mexican heritage, who has either shaved or plucked their eyebrows, and has re-drawn them back on, usually way too high to appear normal, as two half circles over their eyes in the middle of their foreheads (like clowns). They usually are obese, loud, think they are hot, and dress like skanks and are always ready to fight.
Hey Trent, let's go in that mexican bar and pick up some spicy mexi-babes.
Dude, you must be drunk to think there are anything but chollos and cholla clowns in there.
by TachiMark April 10, 2008
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Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
Gave that ho a clown face!
by Jake May 21, 2004
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Clown Car

1. A car that has a FIAT badge or rebadged FIAT cars like the Jeep Renegade.

2. A car that has a bad reputation and are endless money pits.
FIAT cars are garbage and are considered clown cars.

Any VW New Bettles are considered clown cars and they are POS.
by ATX-CVPI July 17, 2019
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Twisty clown

A real badass evil clown from American Horror Story. He was unfortunately killed before his time. However, an army of new Twisty clown's has returned this year to visit us on Halloween.
There is a Twisty clown hanging on the back of the bus, and I swear those are real scars on his neck.
by Lawrence Triptathane October 29, 2016
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Clown neck

A clown neck is the space between a clowns chin and his shoulders. It is often missed when the clown is applying his makeup and as such is a natural skin tone. Possibly by mistake, although this could be a delibrate professional overlook as to avoid make up stains on there clown costume.
'Wow that clown neck has some serious girth'
by Jk the snk June 4, 2018
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Circus clown

He was a 400 pound comedian who hit puberty at 10 and did backflips across the stage, leaving craters everywhere in case the audience missed the circus. He was a circus clown.
by Solid Mantis January 10, 2021
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