morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.
I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion
by BRANDII MAE January 19, 2011
How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
by owhims January 06, 2025
Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 10, 2010
by Rahc July 02, 2019
A shower in which one is 1. Hungover or 2. Suffering from gastrointestinal distress and lays on the floor of the shower curled up in a fetal position until the hot water runs out.
by Fakakda November 01, 2018
Some who got energy of a African thick Diva.
It’s a cute way of saying some got great explore of life.
It’s a cute way of saying some got great explore of life.
by ODOGWUBADMAN April 17, 2022
A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence March 19, 2007