Skip to main content

Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
mugGet the Taxmug.

Phantom Tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for being not something or "phantom".
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 8, 2024
mugGet the Phantom Taxmug.

Ethnic Tax

An ethnic tax is the additional degree of attractiveness a non-white individual in a predominantly white society may feel they must possess to be perceived as equally attractive as their white peers.
Despite being conventionally attractive, the actress felt she had to overcome an ethnic tax in Hollywood to be considered for leading roles.
by Nenticul May 21, 2024
mugGet the Ethnic Taxmug.

JC Taxed

When a girl is sexually assaulted by a wannabe gym bro
Damn did you hear that girl got JC Taxed on the weekend
by himmytron April 1, 2024
mugGet the JC Taxedmug.

Yoshi commits tax fraud

A snapshot of the game Fortune street Yoshi being a character in game, the snapshot reveals of Yoshi asking the player for him to prevent paying taxes. This made the internet thinks Yoshi commited the crime of tax fraud.
Bill: Hahah. Yoshi commits tax fraud how funny.
Tek: it's not funny anymore

Bill: huh?
Tek: E N D M E P L S
by Donor boi October 12, 2021
mugGet the Yoshi commits tax fraudmug.

Fanum tax

It means when the youtuber fanum takes your food
so if somesombody takes something they can say get fanum taxed
by ABOHUSSIENTEZOKABERABUHUSSIEN January 19, 2024
mugGet the Fanum taxmug.

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money
You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax
by PedalPower April 18, 2018
mugGet the boner taxmug.

Share this definition