tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 5, 2005

Tard Guard

1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus

2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.

3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.

1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

He-tard

A cross between he-man and a retard. something retarded on epic proportions

(wilst driving) that moron just cut me up and then crashed. what a he-tard...

by blackproton November 15, 2009

House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.

Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.

by Danbridge June 25, 2010

Glee-tard

One with special needs that sings and is a part of your school choir.

Glee-Tard glee retard singer special

by Trev-DaddyC December 14, 2012

smurrt-tard

Someone too smart for his/her own safetly

That damn smurrt-tard always correct my slangs...

by Erty April 18, 2008

full-on tard

Doing or saying something so perfectly retarded that it is a dead on representation of retardedness. Often more retarded than an actual retard could be.

Wow, he is full-on tard by saying that.

by Tom Buckley January 10, 2008