cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

by Abbott December 19, 2022

Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 14, 2024

Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle September 11, 2008

Table Top

The act of having a three way but using the unlucky 3rd as the table

John-Tom, you want to table top
Tom-No, I always lose

by SilversSun May 03, 2017

one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving

evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

by TAblesasone June 01, 2022

bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.

White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.

by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017

Somerset Table

The state of being unable to kiss a partner due to the presence of poisonous or distasteful matter in the mouth.

Etymolyogically derived from a misunderstanding.

"Let me just go brush my teeth, bit of a somerset table up in the gob"

by Street Salami July 21, 2023