table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.

There goes Karen! What a table.

by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020